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Hope you all had a fantastic weekend. And even if you didn't, who cares? It's all over now. This is gonna be my first full week of work in a month! I should be grateful for all the sick days, snow days and holidays...but I'm just salty about them ending, LOL.  read more »

Yo, I think I got a stalker or two.

1) Some dude sent me a friend request on Facebook and I *used* to approve all requests even if I don't know the person. So then he starts messaging me, which I ignore. Then he gets my phone number off of my page, which I had posted because I had changed numbers without telling people and I hoped my real-life friends would be the only ones to use it....wrong. He sends me some text messages telling me he wants to get on. Again, I IGNORE. So, two months later-today, he sends me a message that read "Damn, I want you". WTF? Uh, Creepy McStalker, you haven't noticed that I am ignoring the shit out of you? Like, not even giving courteous responses? So I deleted him from my friends list, which means he will no longer be able to see my profile and I won't turn up in a site search.  read more »

Hello all!

I had a pleasant weekend, for the most part. I can't seem to quite kick this cold though, I slept half of Saturday and Sunday away. I don't get it. Just cause I don't take my vitamins everyday, I don't go to the doctor, I sleep by the window and I work with kids, does this mean I gotta be sick all the live long day? Ay dios mio!  read more »

Sorry kids. We didn't get to talk today. Hope you didn't miss me too much. I was locked out most of the day and spent a few hours walking around Brooklyn in yesterday's clothes. Nice.

A haiku short-ass poem by Sister Toldja  read more »

I watched the Grammys for the first time in five years. It was....long. I know all the gossip blogs are pouring over the details, so I won't spend too much time on it.

Ok, sooooo, I'm naive. I don't really care for Amy Winehouse, but I was hoping that 1) she wouldn't win any awards for the song "Rehab", as a way to nudge her that her illness is not worth celebrating and 2) in her acceptance speech or performance, she would thank people for their support and reveal that she WAS, in fact, going to get some help.  read more »

Last week's Five For Friday appeared a little late in the day. 'Twas a busy afternoon at the office. Check check check it out if you haven't got a chance, it was a fun one!  read more »

Y'all will be proud of me, for I have been busting my butt in the gym for the past FOUR DAYS STRAIGHT!!!! That is a big deal for me, because I've only been working out on weekends for the past few months, which isn't cutting it at all. And I haven't been shamming either! I've been running (shout out to Sir Fab and Sister HotChocolateChiBK*, the Bed Stuy Y Crew 2k8!) and hitting all types of machines. I also have been jumping rope, but Sir Fab said I looked too crazy, as I didn't have a physical rope. Shouldn't matter, 'cause shouldn't nobody be looking at me anyway. Don't watch me, watch TV.  read more »

....a teenage boy stop in front of my car at a red light and break out into a Chris Brown-eqsue dance routine, complete with flips and pop-lock poses, dashing away seconds before the light changed.
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While I am considering going on strike against Black men again (I know, I know...I'll tell you later) I got a new pickup line and I really, really want to try it out! Over the holiday, I watched "Harlem Nights" for the first time in about ten years. There's this one part when Sunshine, a prostitute played by a young and absolutely gorgeous Lela Rochon, is trying to set this guy up for the okey-doke. She sends him a drink at the bar, then she hits him with "I'm new in town and I haven't any friends. You look awful friendly...will you be my friend?" I love it, I love it, I LOVE it! So if you're in New York City and a really, REALLY pretty girl with dreads hits you with that one, try not to hold any of the things I've written to this blog against me.  read more »

While I am considering going on strike against Black men again (I know, I know...I'll tell you later) I got a new pickup line and I really, really want to try it out! Over the holiday, I watched "Harlem Nights" for the first time in about ten years. There's this one part when Sunshine, a prostitute played by a young and absolutely gorgeous Lela Rochon, is trying to set this guy up for the okey-doke. She sends him a drink at the bar, then she hits him with "I'm new in town and I haven't any friends. You look awful friendly...will you be my friend?" I love it, I love it, I LOVE it! So if you're in New York City and a really, REALLY pretty girl with dreads hits you with that one, try not to hold any of the things I've written to this blog against me.  read more »