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Y'all will be proud of me, for I have been busting my butt in the gym for the past FOUR DAYS STRAIGHT!!!! That is a big deal for me, because I've only been working out on weekends for the past few months, which isn't cutting it at all. And I haven't been shamming either! I've been running (shout out to Sir Fab and Sister HotChocolateChiBK*, the Bed Stuy Y Crew 2k8!) and hitting all types of machines. I also have been jumping rope, but Sir Fab said I looked too crazy, as I didn't have a physical rope. Shouldn't matter, 'cause shouldn't nobody be looking at me anyway. Don't watch me, watch TV.  read more »

In a psychology class I took a few years ago, we had to write a personal ad as an assignement. I couldn't tell you for the life of me why we had to do that, because I slept through most of the course. The professor was really nice, as I recall. But the room was mad dark and was always kinda cold. I'd burrow into my coat and the next thing I know, somebody was nudging me to get up.  read more »

Today's "Five For Friday" appears below, fear not! But before we dance into the weekend, let's rap for a second. I've had a few conversations with folks this week that put this on my mind. It's somewhat inspired by a long conversation with a conversation with somebody who is going through some stuff right now.  read more »

It is I your leader comrade, Sister Toldja.

We are still cleaning up New Years confetti and you all are starting this year off for me on a baaaad note.

The Steve Harvey Morning Show is having some sort of contest where listeners sent in songs they wrote about...wait for it....sausages. There were people singing pork carols on my radio this morning. I do not like that, not one bit.  read more »

Mariah Carey had the following to say when asked about ever recording a duet with Jennifer Lopez:  read more »

(Five for Friday coming at noon!)

Happy...yeah, whatevs.

I'm not on some "Yay, 2008!" shit, but rather "FUCK 2007" instead. It was the worst year EVER, seriously. For real, for real.  read more »

...or not.

See, some of y'all (my REAL internets friends) took my survey. Most of y'all did not. Eternal grazie to those who took the time to do so, even though I don't have no money or prizes to offer. Thank you, thank you kiiiindly. And to those who didn't, please show a Sister a little love this holiday season. You know, my family is too poor to afford many presents (dead ass!). Think of this as your annual charity controbution. Five minutes man, give me five minutes. Click Here if you are feelin' so kind!  read more »

...or not.

See, some of y'all (my REAL internets friends) took my survey. Most of y'all did not. Eternal grazie to those who took the time to do so, even though I don't have no money or prizes to offer. Thank you, thank you kiiiindly. And to those who didn't, please show a Sister a little love this holiday season. You know, my family is too poor to afford many presents (dead ass!). Think of this as your annual charity controbution. Five minutes man, give me five minutes. Click Here if you are feelin' so kind!  read more »

Saying "Happy Monday" is akin to saying "Have a good funeral".

Hope you had a good weekend. Mine was one for the books! Sorry I can't share all the details, heh heh. Let's just say I'm filing this one in the "Mother has liiiived" folder. I woulda thought by 23, I'd be in a LTR. But until that happens, I'm building a collection of great stories! It's not about the destination, but rather the ride. Remember that, and you won't lose your mind waiting for "it" to happen, whatever your "it" may be.  read more »