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So, Lauryn Hill is doing a concert next week at Wingate Park.

*Insert Wendy Williams' sad Jazz music*

You going? Me too. It's gonna be worth it- good, bad or otherwise. I am hoping for the best for my girl, but it's not looking so good! Man, what a tragedy. L-Boogie was such an inspiration to the young ladies in the mid-late 1990s. Everybody from the boho set, to the bougies and the hoodrats was feeling her every word. Shoot, I stopped wearing fake nails and pressing my hair for YEARS after "Doo Wop (That Thing)" dropped! To hear that she is running around looking flippin' insane and demanding that people call her Miss Hill? Woooow. Heroes eventually die, I guess. I just hope that A) she's happy and/or B) she finds what she needs.  read more »

So, my big DC exit will be NEXT weekend, not this one. It's all good, cause I'm not done packing yet. I'm glad I'll have some time to be less stressed about the whole thing.

God, Fuck America-  read more »

Blogger ate today's piece, which was about how women were just set pieces on Nick Cannon's dumb-ass show "Wild'n Out".

Soooo, um...what do YOU want to talk about?

*Crickets*
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(I would like to give my sincerest thanks to everyone who offered words of condolence and encouragement. My family and I doing our best to cope with this tragedy, and I truly appreciate your support!)  read more »

Hello errrrbody! Hope you had a good weekend- I managed to sneak a little fun in. This job has me ready to just.....ohhhhh......but, alas the clock is ticking. Only about 25 more days left in my DC life and I couldn't be more glad.

I went to grocery store last night, and who should I see? The assistant manager who wrote me that gross note about how he likes my legs and wants to make my night. EWWWW! I kept my sister on the phone and ducked and dodged all through the joint. I though he had gotten fired- his picture ain't on the wall with the other managers. Maybe he's just a cashier who likes to dress up for work. Whatever, I just want him to leave me alone! If you are reading this, Dude Who Look Like Joey Offa "Roc" But Not As Cute who works at SFW on Chillum Road, I want you to know that you are GROSS! Damn shame. SFW= Sexual harassment From Workers!!! This is why I shop at the Giant! Well, this and the fact that they have the self-checkout and....you know, the thing where I mark the fish down to three dollars.

I read today that "Umberella" was supposed to be Mary J. Blige's song, but Rihanna convinced the songwriter to give it to her. Wonder how she did that?

Hmm. She must be a good negotiator. In other news, "Lip Gloss" was intended to be on the new MC Lyte record and Teddy Pendergrass got into a bidding war with T-Pain for "Buy You A Drank".

Me and Sister Salud need a TV show, for real. We have the craziest adventures. Not always crazy like wild, but mostly crazy like insane. Yesterday, we headed over to H20 for a Sunday happy hour, only to find out that the club has been closed indefinitely due to a shooting. We proceeded to stand in the rain and ponder "Where do people go to drink on Sundays?....oh. Church." Luckily, everyday is Friday at Friday's, and after getting lost for about 20 minutes, we got our secular Sunday sip on. Chuuuuuch!!!!

Father's Day is coming up. For the fourth year in a row, I won't be making it home for the annual daddy-daughter brunch trip. We used to have a lot of fun; I'm sure it's trash now that I don't attend. My favorite memory is of the time that my dad, my eldest sister (Sister F.R.E.A.K*) and I performed the confrontation part from "Contagious". I was Mister Biggs, and they laughed at me because I didn't want to say the H-word in front of my dad (I was young!). I'm sure all the other patrons at the restauraunt really enjoyed that. The Huxtables ain't got shit on the Lemieuxs!