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Hey! I'm here! I'm back! Did you miss me? I missed you. This is my sorry for 2008...I'm sorry. Now put that in your pocket and hold on to it, just in case I mess up again between now and December 31st.

On a serious note...was Ruben Studdard serious with that song? First of all, isn't it silly to quash any possibility of having a timeless song by stating the current year in the hook (notable exceptions: "93 Until Infinity", "1999" and Common's "1-9-9-9"). Furthermore, is he saying that this is the only apology he's offering for the remainder of the calendar year? Or that he was such a bad boyfriend in 2004 that he wants to apologize for the year in total? Overall...that was his FAIL for 2004. Well, that and when he crooned "Girl I love you like I used to love cake."


Used to?

I got this crazy cold. I've never had one like this before. I get plenty sick, but this is the first time I've rubbed my skin chafe from blowing my nose, or had my sinus pressure so bad that my face feels like it's gonna explode. And my chest feels like I've been sliced with a paring knife each time I cough. Plus, my hair is all short. I realize that's not related, but it's yet another thing bringing me discomfort these days.

I had the chance to hold some babies yesterday, but I couldn't for fear of sharing my SARS with them. One of the little ones ran up to me and threw his little arms around my legs. That's not fair! I don't never get to have no babies! Dammit!

Wayne Brady has a song on the radio. BLACK radio. It's like an R&B song, except it's Wayne Brady.

Fin.
Sister Toldja