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What's crackin? Hope everyone had a good weekend, 'cause I know I did! I kicked it a little too hard: my body aches like I've been in a fist fight and I didn't get any sleep. All in all, a good time.

Disgusting old men have been having the "Best Week Ever" around my way. I've heard some things from your uncles'an'nem that I never would want to hear again. Last weekend, Sister Salud and I were accosted by an old playa who informed her or I (hopefully her, not I) that he would "pour barbecue sauce on you and work you like a rib". That made me cry a little bit on the inside.


Why does this picture come up in an image search for barbecue sauce? And is that Special Ed? Well, he wasn't lying about having a spot in the shade.

Another old fuck playa playa managed to take the cake though. Upon seing a tall, fine young woman, your uncle Lester lost his mind:

Dirty Old Lester: "Look at you, gurl! I'ma call you 'Tyra'! Naw, matter fact...I'm gonna put a pair of yellow panties on you and call you 'Taxi'! Taxi! Taxi!"


Don't be fooled.

In other ridiculous news, have y'all seen a show called "Hole In The Wall"? It's an American take on some crazy Japanese show where people have to jump through a Styrofoam cut out...I feel ridiculous even typing that. Are they still doing opium in Japan? Is it common? Cause I don't think they make a grade of weed strong enough to come up with ideas like this. How do you as a grown man or woman stand up in a meeting and suggest some shit like this! Furthermore, who gave it the green light? Who said "Actually, I think a show about people jumping through Styrofoam is a GREAT idea!"

Well, who ever it was....good job. And to the person who found this special guest star, thank you from the bottom of my heart.



Oh crap!
Sister Toldja