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The Flip video camera is still not working so good for me. My laptop is also 700 years old, so I dunno. Getting a new comp is on my list of resolutions, but it's not on the horizon until perhaps the Spring time. ((Sad face)) THIS NOT FAIR!

I'm trying. In the meantime, just bear with. I could probably get an awesome laptop for $700. So if 100 people donate $7 dollars, then we could be straighter than straight and enjoy the fruits of my cinematic labors. Hey, it worked for Obama, right? Y'all could also click on some of these ads and use that Google toolbar up top. 'Preciate it!

So the New Year's Resolution crew is at the gym now, ruining the workouts of those of us who BEEN grinding. Now, don't get me wrong, I want EVERYONE to take good care of themselves and live long, healthy lives.


Well, almost everyone.


I work out at a low-cost gym that has become a haven for our....le sigh....new neighbors. Now, I realize that not ALL gentrifiers have deep pockets, but for those folks who can afford to move in to luxury condos, why are you taking up space at a $40 dollar a month workout spot? You mean there isn't a weight room in your art deco crap condo that looks like it belongs in Los Angeles and completes funks with the beautiful pre-war aesthetic of the brownstones? Get out of here! What did you waste spend your half a milli on? Seriously, you need to join Equinox or NYSC or something. Not just because I hate you, but because this particular spot is overcrowded already and those of us who can't afford to go anywhere else need this place. Go on, scat.

And to my fellow artsy-proletariat-broke ballers- I know you here cause you ain't got nowhere else to go, but just know that even though I am a good person deep down inside...I have put out some negative wishes on your resolution to work out daily, if that resolution entails you being in the gym when I am there. Good luck....not.

AND to the woman who wore this little gem last night:


Stick a quarter in your arse girl, you played yourself! That's just uncalled for. I am personally anti-American Apparel in most instances, because it makes most people look like fat hookers and because it is the Gap of hipster douchebags everywhere. This one-piece foolywang mess is just another case-in-point. Spandex Lady, you might not have looked fat, but you looked fool. I will be putting on some dark shades this weekend and copping this little gem though, shhh. Do as I say, not as I do.

Bang bang,
Sister Toldja