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She's homeless/she's homeless......

Remember "Gypsy Woman" by Crystal Waters, recently lifted by T.I. for "Why You Wanna"? Yeah, that song = me at the moment. Except for the line "She wakes up early just to do her hair y'all/'Cause she cares y'all". Not me! No to both of those!

Oy, what have I become...

I really look like death became me this week. I'm so tired, my eyes hurt and shit. And I am at a booooooring professional development training as we speak. Who created professional development? I'll tell ya who: someone who hates me. Of course it was complete with the requisite "listen to the Big Man In Charge Who You Will Never See Again Pontificate For 15 Minutes About God Knows What" speech. I've tightened up my smiling and nodding game, though. I never told y'all this, but I fell asleep in the District Manager's office when I was working for Target. Not completely asleep, but I was visibly nodding....And I had fallen asleep in a few trainings....and one of those times, I put my head down to sleep. And I sometimes hid in the back of the store to not do work. Basically, I quit probabally weeks before they would have fired me. Because I spent the entire two months I trained mentally preparing myself for my move to Brooklyn. Ha!

So, on the apartment front....I am slowly recouping my money back from these grimy ass cats. Since I have to go to a weekend-long work retreat (dammit), I won't be able to move until NEXT week. I'll fill in the details later.

Speaking of recouping, once again, here is the best thing ever to be recorded and distributed to uniterested middle-school children:


When I am sad and low, this absoludicrious video is chicken noodle soup for my soul. With a soda on the side.

Guess what times it is? Time for the 2007 Black Weblog Awards!!!! Sooooo, how about you nominate me for some stuff? I'll be your best friend!!!!

Here are the categories I would like to be honored in:
Best New Blog
Best Writing In A Blog
Best Blog Post/Series (for "Sister Toldja Goes To See The Wizard of Negritude" or "The Show, The Afterparty, The Crackhouse" or "IKEA: My Vietnam")
Best Personal Blog

Or any other category you see fit! Hey, why not? Click THIS link to go vote. And if you can't click on it, cut and paste http://www.blackweblogawards.com/database/step1.php in to your browser!!!! Thanks for all of your support.

Smooches and a pound,
Sister Toldja