

OK, let’s talk about how Eve looks like an ’80s business woman from like, the movie 9 to 5 or something. Is this a sick joke? Is that jacket really VINYL? Lord have Mercy. I like how it looks like she “hopped up on the good foot” and the other one is all cattywompus as if she’s about to fall any minute into… nothingness, since there’s nothing else on this cover. I’m also cackling at this being the “Sexy” issue. First of all these magazines need to quit with a sexy issue. Second of all I see nothing sexy about this, though I do admire their ability to try something different (a.k.a. no hos in bikinis). That’s really the only thing positive I have to say about this, though. read more »

You know, for a magazine that’s been around so long, Sister2Sister still looks like it was designed by a fourth grader. This is really unacceptable. And I’m mad at them using Century Gothic as their font as if it’s the new hotness. It just screams PowerPoint presentation. But I digress. read more »

There’s something… not hot about Mariah in this picture. I mean, she doesn’t look all that bad but she’s just not “doing it” for me either. I think it’s the way her face looks. Being the photog on a Mariah Carey shoot must be hilarious. This reminds me of an old “Mad TV” skit where someone on “TRL” told her to “put some clothes on, because we’re sick of looking at it.” read more »
OK, let me start this off by saying that I really don’t like any of the photo layouts that GIANT does. But whatever. They have the propensity to make one look…very…zesty? LOL. First Ne-Yo, and now some of these Chris Brown pics. NOT SAYING THAT HE IS (stans!), but I’m saying, some of the shots they captured…not a good look! I think those tats are a bit too much too…but to each his own. read more »
You know what, I have nothing to say. LOL I am on Team Kanghey because I just can’t STAND 50 Cent’s “Gorillas In The Midst” a-asterisk-asterisk. I hope he sellls wood and that Sweet Minty Jesus wipes him down with a gorilla hormone and they mob him the next time he walks by a zoo. “It doesn’t even matter” my a-asterisk-asterisk. And no, I’m not a hater, but 50 just doesn’t know when to shut the hell up and eat some humble pie. It’s like, the word doesn’t even EXIST in his microcosm of a Universe that he calls a mind. Sign me up for the “He-Man Gorilla Haters” club! read more »

Boo, ‘bama, boo! Vibe? Don’t he know that shit been played out for a good two years. Nah, I’m just playin’ (kinda), I’m happy that he’s covering magazines and doing it way big. Do you guys think he will get a presidential nomination? Would you vote for him? Hillary? read more »

Eva Mendes graced the cover of Jane Magazine’s annual “Body” issue and told the mag that she loves Jack-in-the-Box tacos, fries and Oreo shakes. This girl has officially won my heart because she’s incredibly hot and likes D-list fast food that my flunky friends and I eat on a regular basis. read more »

Lord have mercy. You know, I always thought Rihanna was cute but damn. Now I can see why she was in Maxim’s Top 10. All Giant photo shoots look pretty much the same but that’s OK because she looks hot. read more »